I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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