guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
that is very illegal...i love you.
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