yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Randomize
