this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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