Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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