I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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