Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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