but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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