she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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