who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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