If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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