Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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