She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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