Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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