Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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