i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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