The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize