Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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