How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he shaved USA in his pubs
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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