Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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