and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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