I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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