The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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