I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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