Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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