I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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