Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You were trust falling into bushes
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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