Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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