Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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