Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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