Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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