I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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