Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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