i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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