i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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