i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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