I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
