honey bunches of taint.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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