That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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