Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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