yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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