Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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