hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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