Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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