Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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