Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
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