I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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