Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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