Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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