i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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