What did we do last night that was yellow?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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