i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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