white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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